whatnope:

*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

ernbarassing:

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING