fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

tastefullyoffensive:

Spaghetti Hamster Photoshop Battle [via]

teenscoolest:

i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.

im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
Anonymous

wxng:

asian:

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andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

amlsh:

i like how in Don’t Stop The Music, Rihanna asks nicely. She’s all like “PLEASE don’t stop the music”. At least some celebrities have manners